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Want
a definition of "PUN?"
Top Pun defines PUN.
Top Pun is the pun name for Dan Rutt, the soul proprietor of this pun-filled
web sight. Top Pun is a take off on "Top Gun" Top Pun's mission
is simple -- maximize prophets! Top Pun's funny puns, that is, a play
on wars, prove that the pun is mightier than the sword, and justice is no
yoke!
Please enjoy my web sight for peace and just us. I would recommend perusing
DESIGNS in
search of the definition of puns! Of course, there are a
lot of defining puns in Top Pun's "Puns Not Guns" manifesto below...
Peace (one side fits all),
Dan Rutt, alias "Top Pun" (it's just, my pun name)
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"PUNS, NOT GUNS!"
manifesto
Some claim that puns are the lowest form of
comedy. Dan, rather, says, "Guns are the lowest form of community." Choose
your weepin'! I prefer to hit 'em in the groan. Though puns and untrained
minds can produce a "Not see," puns and arms go hand in hand when used as a
righting instrument. Mixing puns with peace work puts you in the
dis'armament business; and though rhyme doesn't pay, the prophets are good.
With puns, and sharing a little peace of mine, we can realize that one side
fits all. In truth, it's guns that have too "meanings" for the price of
won. Sometimes it takes everything we've got to see the blight (as they
say, "sinner takes all"). While some may feel it's an impossible play on
wars (a mortality play for sure), all it takes is a sick sense (no relation
to paranormal parents). Let's have some serious fun (a free for all).
Justice is no yoke. Think good that the pun is mightier than the sword!
Dan Rutt,
alias “Top Pun” (it’s just, my pun name)
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