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Pun specializes in puns and visual puns. Visual puns are part of Top
Pun's business. Top Pun designs and manufactures merchandise
with a simple mission -- maximize prophets! Top Pun's visual puns,
that is, a play on wars, prove that the pun is mightier than the sword, and
justice is no yoke!
Please enjoy my web sight and my funny visual puns for peace and just us.
Below are five examples of visual puns. I would recommend perusing
DESIGNS in
search of more visual puns. Of course, there are a lot of funny puns
in Top Pun's "Puns Not Guns" manifesto at the bottom of this page...
Peace (one side fits all),
Dan Rutt, alias "Top Pun" (it's just, my pun name)
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"PUNS, NOT GUNS!"
manifesto
Some claim that puns are the lowest form of
comedy. Dan, rather, says, "Guns are the lowest form of community." Choose
your weepin'! I prefer to hit 'em in the groan. Though puns and untrained
minds can produce a "Not see," puns and arms go hand in hand when used as a
righting instrument. Mixing puns with peace work puts you in the
dis'armament business; and though rhyme doesn't pay, the prophets are good.
With puns, and sharing a little peace of mine, we can realize that one side
fits all. In truth, it's guns that have too "meanings" for the price of
won. Sometimes it takes everything we've got to see the blight (as they
say, "sinner takes all"). While some may feel it's an impossible play on
wars (a mortality play for sure), all it takes is a sick sense (no relation
to paranormal parents). Let's have some serious fun (a free for all).
Justice is no yoke. Think good that the pun is mightier than the sword!
Dan Rutt,
alias “Top Pun” (it’s just, my pun name)
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